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Rating [R] – For language and sexual situations.
Explanation: A birthday challenge fic for my ListMom.
Challenge requirements: Trip & Malcolm, a Terminator movie, an accidental broken nose, and a children’s rhyme.
Thank yous: To my betas, my editrix, and especially my ListMom for posting the challenge in the first place.
Author's Note: If you've read Log Rhythms - Season Two: Log 2:5, you'll recognize the other side of this scene. If you haven't read Log Rhythms, it's okay. This is a stand-alone, and should make sense as such.