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Rating: NC-17.
Summary: Over two years ago, Ryalin asked for a very special birthday present. Specifically, she asked for a story that was "half utter destruction of the damned tub and half hot sex." The damned tub in question was the auto-washing tub from Laundry Day, which Ry hates with a complete and consuming passion. (If you haven’t read that story, stop reading now and go read that. This disclaimer won’t make any sense without it, much less the story itself.)

I pointed out that the tub had been shot and kidnapped by lizardmen, but apparently that wasn’t good enough for her. No, she wanted the thing completely, irredeemably trashed beyond any hope of resurrection. I hemmed and hawed – after all, how was I to go about destroying the tub? It was locked away in its broken state. It was with the lizardmen – did that mean I’d have to venture into lizard sex??? (I don’t think the world is ready for that.)

Not wanting to go there, I pondered the problem for a long time. In fact, it took me a year and a half to finally get Ry her story – and that included an absolutely epic emergency beta by DNash at 6 a.m. in an airport (don’t ask). But she got her story. She always does. And now she’s decided it’s time it was shared with the rest of the world.

You have been warned.

Additional Disclaimer: This is an adult story. If you’re under the age of 18, 21, or whatever the legal age for viewing adult material is in your part of the world, turn back now!

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