Watson's Woes 2012 Wishlist Prompt Fill
Author: MonkeyBard
Rating: G
Warnings: Un-beta'd
Summary: Two companions walk into a bar#133;
Date: 4 Jan 13
Prompt: Prompt: from 2cbetter2: "04 A BBC/Doctor Who crossover in which John and Rory meets and commiserate over who's got the worse one aka Sherlock or The Doctor :)"

"Vampires."

"Cliché. Jade smugglers."

"Boring. The Silence."

"Who?"

"Not again."

"Sorry. Arrested for someone else's graffiti."

"Hunted by intergalactic criminal."

"Alienates every woman I date."

"Ran off with my fiancée the night before the wedding."

"You're kidding."

"In fairness, it was her idea and she did make it back in time."

"Disqualified. Held at crossbow-point."

"Turned into a Roman Centurion."

"Turned into a human bomb."

"Erased. From. History."

"Seriously?"

"Seriously."

"But you're here."

"Yeah well. That was before I became a centurion and then waited 2000 years outside a box for my girl-friend."

"Cheers, mate. Beers are on me."

"Cheers."

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