Quelle Suprise

Author: MonkeyBard
Rating: PG
Summary: Sherlock and John get 'cozy'.
Warnings: Physical impediments, close quarters, and French
Date: 17 July 11
Prompt from Watson's Woes: Dialogue fic - a story told entirely with dialogue. Sound effects are permitted if you need them. :)
A/N: No tags. No narrative. No beta.

"Move your knee. … A little more. … Perfect."

"Your hand is-- Can you--? Lower. There."


"All right?"

"Fine. You know, this would be easier if you'd worn fewer clothes."

"This coming from the man of a million jumpers."

"What's wrong with my jumpers?"

"Nothing, John. Achoo! Except this one is making my nose itch."

"That's the dust. And you can't blame me for that. You chose this location."

"It has the necessary qualities."

"If you mean it's so 'cozy' that a yogi would find it confining…"


"Your overcoat's in the way. I can't quite reach-- That's got it."

"Can you shift your leg to the left? My left."


"Much better."


"I heard it, John. Quiet."

"Dans ici. Allez! Vite, vite!"



"S'il vous plait, non!"

"Silence! Assis-toi et arręte pleurnichant!"

"Only one of them?"

"No. Three. You have your gun?"

"If I can get it out past your damned coat."


"I think my foot's asleep."


"Yes, all right."

"On three."





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